Sarcastic Goddess

An irreverent collection of soaps, towels and magnets from Oh Sudz!
The 3 oz soaps have a delicious honey and almond scent. Best yet? The design won't wash off!

Towel, soap and magnet set
$22.00

Choose A Saying 4 out of 5 voices in my head say to go back to bed Stop me, before I volunteer again Is it time for your medication or mine? No coffee, no workee Explain to me again why I need a man 40 is the new 30. Happy Birthday I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka valium latte, to go, please! Don't interrupt me unless you're bleeding on the floor Sometimes chocolate really does solve problems This has regifting written all over it

Towel and soap set
$18.00

Choose A Saying 4 out of 5 voices in my head say to go back to bed Stop me, before I volunteer again Is it time for your medication or mine? No coffee, no workee Explain to me again why I need a man 40 is the new 30. Happy Birthday I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka valium latte, to go, please! Don't interrupt me unless you're bleeding on the floor Sometimes chocolate really does solve problems This has regifting written all over it

Towel
$12.00

Choose A Saying 4 out of 5 voices in my head say to go back to bed Stop me, before I volunteer again Is it time for your medication or mine? No coffee, no workee Explain to me again why I need a man 40 is the new 30. Happy Birthday I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka valium latte, to go, please! Don't interrupt me unless you're bleeding on the floor Sometimes chocolate really does solve problems This has regifting written all over it

Soap
$7.00

Choose A Saying 4 out of 5 voices in my head say to go back to bed Stop me, before I volunteer again Is it time for your medication or mine? No coffee, no workee Explain to me again why I need a man 40 is the new 30. Happy Birthday I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka valium latte, to go, please! Don't interrupt me unless you're bleeding on the floor Sometimes chocolate really does solve problems This has regifting written all over it

Magnet
$5.00

Choose A Saying 4 out of 5 voices in my head say to go back to bed Stop me, before I volunteer again Is it time for your medication or mine? No coffee, no workee Explain to me again why I need a man 40 is the new 30. Happy Birthday I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka valium latte, to go, please! Don't interrupt me unless you're bleeding on the floor Sometimes chocolate really does solve problems This has regifting written all over it